Now I’m don’t usually run about screaming the end of the world is nigh, but when someone tells me they’re going to recreate the big bang I get a little nervous – not least of all because I still haven’t finished Lego Indiana Jones and it would be a bummer to cease to exist before I can unlock all the characters.
Today there was a general feeling of relief that those boffins down at the Black Mesa facility (sorry I meant LHC) had turned on the machine without any hiccups. Great, thinks I, but how about we wait until after you’ve smashed sub-atomic particles into each other at almost light-speed before patting ourselves on the backs and lighting up a cheroot.